very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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