Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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