yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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