did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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