Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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