all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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