he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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