There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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