If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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