R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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