I want to stick my p in your. b.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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