.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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