is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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