I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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