its not stalking. its research.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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