Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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