We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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