I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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