I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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