It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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