I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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