I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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