Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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