That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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