Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Randomize