HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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