god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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