Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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