No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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