Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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