The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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