Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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