i think my tv is drunk
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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