I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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