Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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