I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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