butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
420 ftw
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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