i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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