at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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