I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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