Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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