YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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