I am spending my child support on dildos
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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