i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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