So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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