There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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