So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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