I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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