i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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