the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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